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Do you have a big sweet tooth and an even bigger sexual appetite? Like a Kitten's Cake Eater might be the perfect dessert to fit that craving! It's a delightful treat that licks your icing and bowl instead of the other way 'round and helps you melt your fat like butter lol. ;P It has 3 decently intense single vibration style settings and 7 morse code style patterns if that's your flavor! It also comes in three adorable colors: blue, pink and purple! Personally, the 3 initial settings are enough to come back for but it's still hard to wrap my head around violating a dessert in such a way. At least it helps burn calories instead of adding to them! ><"

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This one gets a 8.5/10 from me! It’s a small little cupcake, but it sure packs a punch! With three different colors to choose from, you can collect them all. Pink is one of my favorite colors, so I love this that much more! Charging time is quick and it’s lasts an entire 2.5 hours on a full charge. That’s insanity. Lots of time for play time! These toys would make amazing gifts for friends, birthdays, bachelorette parties and more. Easy to travel with and fun to show off!

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For those who enjoy anal stimulation, this plug is definitely an option to consider. The Hello Cake Buzzy Butt vibrating butt plug is made of body-safe silicone, and has a long T-shaped base, so it's quite easy to insert and pull out, the base also ensures there's no fear of the toy being sucked in too far. Hello Cake states that the toy can be used for both beginners and those with more experience, but I feel like it's a bit large for a beginner. Just like the company states, it's "not too small, not too big". It's also a bit long, reviewers mention that because of its length, it can stimulate the prostate quite easily. As a transgender man, I still enjoy the toy a lot! The toy is waterproof, so you can wear it practically anywhere. The toy does fit a bit snugly, hence why I don't see it as beginner friendly, but the T-shaped base definitely helps with this a lot. This toy can be ordered on the Hello Cake website, Amazon, or even in physical stores. To reach a full charge, the toy must charge for 120 minutes. When fully charged, it can be used for up to an hour on low vibrating speed, or around 45 minutes on higher speeds.

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This seemingly simple, surely mini male masturbator features a startling 10 vibration modes, ribbed interior sleeve texture, and a removable bullet vibrator. To say Hello Cake is giving guys a whole lotta love bang here for the buck, would be an understatement of orgasmic proportions. As much as to increase one’s stamina, help build better erections, be used in foreplay with a partner, or for mind-blowing quick solo comes, the happy endings here, whatever your end might be, will be astounding. Quickly rechargeable, light, and small for travel, this hand-held masturbator gives you complete control. It's also easy to clean with soap and water which will see this stroker last a good long time. As head teasers, quick spot-on male masturbators go, Hello Cake makes a good showing here.

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The Cake Stroker is perfect for those looking to step up their masturbation game. If you want a great manual stroker, then this could be the one for you. The best part is that you can buy this toy at local stores, like CVS. I loved the bulbous design and the internal texture. There are well-placed ridges and bumps that are extremely pronounced. You're going to feel each part of the texture against your shaft while you're inserting yourself into the toy. My favorite part was reaching the other side of the open-ended

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The Oral stroker is a compact, stealthy gadget that’s perfect for both solo missions and partner co-op. I gave it a spin on my own and, honestly, it was surprisingly effective, especially for the cost. The material does get a bit sticky after a wash, but if you let it air dry and hit it with some renewal powder, it shouldn’t be too bad.

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This is a unique toy that's unlike anything I've ever seen before. I found that it was perfect for me, but it might not be perfect for people with different bodies. Read the full review to find out if this toy is for you, but it is DEFINITELY for me.

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The Lovense Lush Mini is the perfect investment for long distance couples, so you can keep squirting when your partner's not there to shove a load in you. Writing this review made me horny, just imagine what the toy feels like when it's actually inside you. Just some food for thought!

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It's disappointing that the Moany Dick arrived defective, as we aim to provide thorough, hands-on reviews of every product we evaluate. While the poorly sealed silicone-ABS joint could be attributed to a factory defect, the issues with the thin material and weak motor are far more concerning. These flaws are not isolated incidents but rather fundamental design oversights that compromise not only the toy’s comfort but its safety and functionality as well. As a result, the Moany Dick falls short of meeting even basic standards for usability and reliability. Unfortunately, I cannot recommend this product, as it was unable to be fully tested due to these critical issues. Given these significant shortcomings, I must rate the Cliterature Moany Dick a 0/10

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The Pleasure Island Fingering Rose is a bold and creative take on dual stimulation, with intuitive controls, a waterproof build, and a playful design that makes it fun to experiment with suction and internal motion. It isn’t flawless; the finger joint can pinch, the lack of a true power button interrupts the flow, and the telescopic motor is a bit noisy, but it still delivers an enjoyable, versatile experience. Where it stumbles hardest is the price. At $150 USD, it sits far above identical toys on the market that cost $60 USD or less. The clever book-style packaging is charming, but not enough to justify a $90 premium. Unless you’re specifically collecting for novelty, it’s difficult to recommend at full price when more budget-friendly options perform just as well.

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The Great Gaspy is ambitious, combining thrusting action with dual vibrations for a multi-sensory experience, but its potential is undermined by mechanical and structural flaws. The half-inch telescopic motion paired with the vibrations in the shaft and rabbit ears can feel genuinely pleasurable when everything works—but the thrusting motor frequently locks up under resistance, and the weak construction at the tip makes removal feel tense and uncertain. The married controls for vibration and thrusting further limit customization, leaving the toy less versatile than it initially promises. That said, the toy has redeeming qualities. The soft silicone makes insertion smooth, the buttons are easy to navigate, and the rabbit ears deliver satisfying external stimulation. It’s also quiet and easy to clean, with non-porous surfaces that rinse off effortlessly. Still, these positives aren’t enough to outweigh the inconsistency and design limitations. For those who value reliability and control, the Great Gaspy feels more like a playful conversation starter than a truly dependable addition to a toy collection. ​

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The Hismith Automatic Lube Launcher isn’t just a toy, it’s an experience. It takes something that’s usually fiddly and utilitarian, like refilling a syringe mid-scene, and replaces it with a gadget that keeps you immersed in the fantasy. The sleek design and whisper-quiet motor make it feel more like a kinky accessory than a piece of lab equipment, and the app control adds a wicked layer of unpredictability that manual methods can’t touch. That said, it’s not without quirks. The shot size is playful and rhythmic rather than overwhelming, which works brilliantly for edging and teasing but doesn’t quite deliver that one-and-done soaking that syringes excel at. Cleanup is straightforward, charging is painless, and honestly, I loved how much thought clearly went into making this feel intuitive to use both with and without a machine. My only real wish is for more control over flow intensity, because sometimes you want a light drizzle and sometimes you want a full-on storm. All in all, it’s a clever, well-made device that knows what it wants to be: a teasing, immersive lube launcher that keeps the scene flowing smoothly. It may not replace syringes completely, but as part of a messy play toolbox, it shines.

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The Anna Karenicum isn’t a terrible toy, but it doesn’t stand up to the cost. Its whale-inspired design is cute, the controls are user-friendly, and the pulsations are strong, but the flaws are too big to overlook. With only IPX5 water resistance, limited sensations, and a reliance on packaging to create a sense of luxury, it falls short of expectations. At $126 USD when nearly identical options exist for half the price, I can’t recommend it. This one feels like more style than substance. ​

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This powerful A-spot tool is perfect for reaching internally and simultaneously giving G-spot and clitoral stimulation. It's app-enabled and has 8 powerful settings to choose from. Waterproof and USB rechargeable, this body-safe toy was one I was excited to review!

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In conclusion, this toy may be better for someone is more experienced. It was a hard toy for me to use since I am a beginner to this, and don't have much stamina. I think I would love the feel of a strong vibrating prostate massager, or a thrusting massager with a small base that can fit easily in my underwear. A perfect toy would fit nice and discreet so I can walk around, do stuff with it inserted, and reach a prostate orgasm. This is not necessarily a bad toy just not one for me. It was nice to get a better toy to review. Hopefully for my next review I can use a Lovense Edge 2 or Hugo 2 because I have heard good things about them. I really want a prostate orgasm. Well everyone have a safe summer and stay hydrated thanks for reading this review-Butter B.

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If you're a fan of bees, pollination and flowers than put on your apiary suit and invite one of these bumbling beauties back to your hive! It's perfect for beginners that don't want a large toy or an overly intense one, and want to experience a different type of stimulation. It's capable of handle rain showers like a pro, is pretty affordable and absolutely adorable. Personally I'm ecstatic it's in my collection just for the sheer cuteness of it. Testing it on the initial charge it came with resulted in a slow burn build up rather than an exciting or fast finish, but that's not a bad thing! Perhaps it will have more buzz in its bonnet when it's fully charged, or it'll just remain the perfect little flower starter!

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