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Do you have a big sweet tooth and an even bigger sexual appetite? Like a Kitten's Cake Eater might be the perfect dessert to fit that craving! It's a delightful treat that licks your icing and bowl instead of the other way 'round and helps you melt your fat like butter lol. ;P It has 3 decently intense single vibration style settings and 7 morse code style patterns if that's your flavor! It also comes in three adorable colors: blue, pink and purple! Personally, the 3 initial settings are enough to come back for but it's still hard to wrap my head around violating a dessert in such a way. At least it helps burn calories instead of adding to them! ><"

This one gets a 8.5/10 from me! It’s a small little cupcake, but it sure packs a punch! With three different colors to choose from, you can collect them all. Pink is one of my favorite colors, so I love this that much more! Charging time is quick and it’s lasts an entire 2.5 hours on a full charge. That’s insanity. Lots of time for play time! These toys would make amazing gifts for friends, birthdays, bachelorette parties and more. Easy to travel with and fun to show off!

This seemingly simple, surely mini male masturbator features a startling 10 vibration modes, ribbed interior sleeve texture, and a removable bullet vibrator. To say Hello Cake is giving guys a whole lotta love bang here for the buck, would be an understatement of orgasmic proportions. As much as to increase one’s stamina, help build better erections, be used in foreplay with a partner, or for mind-blowing quick solo comes, the happy endings here, whatever your end might be, will be astounding. Quickly rechargeable, light, and small for travel, this hand-held masturbator gives you complete control. It's also easy to clean with soap and water which will see this stroker last a good long time. As head teasers, quick spot-on male masturbators go, Hello Cake makes a good showing here.

For those who enjoy anal stimulation, this plug is definitely an option to consider. The Hello Cake Buzzy Butt vibrating butt plug is made of body-safe silicone, and has a long T-shaped base, so it's quite easy to insert and pull out, the base also ensures there's no fear of the toy being sucked in too far. Hello Cake states that the toy can be used for both beginners and those with more experience, but I feel like it's a bit large for a beginner. Just like the company states, it's "not too small, not too big". It's also a bit long, reviewers mention that because of its length, it can stimulate the prostate quite easily. As a transgender man, I still enjoy the toy a lot! The toy is waterproof, so you can wear it practically anywhere. The toy does fit a bit snugly, hence why I don't see it as beginner friendly, but the T-shaped base definitely helps with this a lot. This toy can be ordered on the Hello Cake website, Amazon, or even in physical stores. To reach a full charge, the toy must charge for 120 minutes. When fully charged, it can be used for up to an hour on low vibrating speed, or around 45 minutes on higher speeds.

After using the Hello Cake Oral Stroker for a while, I can honestly say it’s become one of my go-to toys (when I can find it) when I just want something quick, easy, and satisfying. It’s not fancy, it’s not high-tech, but it feels genuinely good, and that’s what matters. It’s soft, comfortable, and super easy to clean. The design is simple and discreet, and it’s perfect for beginners or anyone who wants a no-pressure way to enhance solo play. The suction could be stronger, sure, but the overall experience is smooth and enjoyable. In short: the Hello Cake Oral Stroker is a great little toy that delivers way more than you’d expect for its size and price. It’s perfect for anyone who wants something straightforward that feels good, works well, and doesn’t demand a ton of effort. Would I recommend it? Absolutely, especially for beginners or those looking for a laid-back, easygoing toy that still gets the job done.

The Oral stroker is a compact, stealthy gadget that’s perfect for both solo missions and partner co-op. I gave it a spin on my own and, honestly, it was surprisingly effective, especially for the cost. The material does get a bit sticky after a wash, but if you let it air dry and hit it with some renewal powder, it shouldn’t be too bad.

The Cake Stroker is perfect for those looking to step up their masturbation game. If you want a great manual stroker, then this could be the one for you. The best part is that you can buy this toy at local stores, like CVS. I loved the bulbous design and the internal texture. There are well-placed ridges and bumps that are extremely pronounced. You're going to feel each part of the texture against your shaft while you're inserting yourself into the toy. My favorite part was reaching the other side of the open-ended

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This dildo is pretty top-notch! Watch my review to see why I love it so much.

This is a unique toy that's unlike anything I've ever seen before. I found that it was perfect for me, but it might not be perfect for people with different bodies. Read the full review to find out if this toy is for you, but it is DEFINITELY for me.

This is a princess's dildo if I've ever seen one. Watch my review!

This cute toy is such a gem. You can literally massage your feet and back with it, too. Watch my full review!

Lived up to my expectations. FYI, after my review, on Flesh Assist I found "girthreviews" screen name. 40+ reviews and he says which ones worked for larger guys right out of the box vs "Mods" (cutting fins off of the sleeve).

I’ve been watching Janice Griffith ride her way to stardom since she first entered the industry in 2013, and as a fan of her work to say I enjoyed having a realistic copy of her tight lips in my hands would be an understatement. The fact that this toy also feels amazing to use is icing on the cake. Sure, there were a couple of small design quirks and minor quality control issues, but at the end of the day these did not ruin the overall experience. The Eden's internal structure offers something a little different and when combined with Janice's lips plus the darker sleeve colour they combine to make something that I genuinely enjoyed. Overall, the Janice Griffith Eden is a great addition to my collection, and one I can see myself coming back to regularly.

The Lovense Lush Mini is the perfect investment for long distance couples, so you can keep squirting when your partner's not there to shove a load in you. Writing this review made me horny, just imagine what the toy feels like when it's actually inside you. Just some food for thought!